May 6, 2005

Nightmares of the Texan Turophile

"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."

G. K. Chesterton
English Author and Mystery Novelist (1874-1936)

It has now been a week since I have last spoken with Mr. Johnathan Atwood of Kraft Foods Asia Pacific and I am now beginning to fear for the worse. Perhaps it was the thick noticeable New York accent of Mr. Atwood together with the north's long standing rivalry and disdain for the south that has me now dreadfully imagining him as the Al Yeganeh of processed cheese.

I have my money ready, I've requested my cheese, but it will be a cold day in hell before I move to the extreme left.

Perhaps we can meet in the middle.

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