The Chinese collective economic ingenuity once again trumps capitalistic Yankee imperialism without having to needlessly waste the people's agricultural resources. With over two billion rats on the loose, chalk one down for the perspicaciousness of China's cunning industrialists who will now be able to export a delicious tasty meat product comprised of pure protein with no added cellulose! Totally organic and environmentally friendly, rat meat is not only good, but it's good for you!
In taste tests, wholesome rat meat processed with just a few innocuous industrial additives and synthetic chicken flavouring is almost indistinguishable from processed chicken meat.
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