Jul 30, 2011

Obama's Army Detweets

Yesterday, Chairman Soetoro issued the following instructions to his legions of fawning jackbooted apparatchiks.

"If you want to see a bipartisan compromise — a bill that can pass both houses of Congress and that I can sign — let your members of Congress know,” Obama said.“Make a phone call. Send an e-mail. Tweet. Keep the pressure on Washington, and we can get past this.”

A short time later, Obama’s official 2012 campaign Twitter account announced to its 9.4 million followers that it would begin publishing the Twitter account names of House Republicans. Over the course of the day, @BarackObama sent out around 100 tweets.
Fed up with his divisive politics, incompetence and spam over 30,000 of Obama's lickspittle automatons detweeted from the battle field.

2012 can't come any faster.

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